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FUCK JEREMY CLARKSON!
For real guys, he's an asshole. He needs to get the fuck off the tv.
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Last night in an empty warehouse party,
there in the backlight, i could see the tattoos glowing on your body,
"THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF A TEMPTATION IS TO YIELD TO IT."
Oscar Wilde
29 November 2009 @ 11:40 pm
For real guys, he's an asshole. He needs to get the fuck off the tv.
23 October 2009 @ 03:11 pm
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNKk
Specificity
Anti-constitutionality
Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
No thanks, I’m married
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry
Good evening officer, Isn’t it lovely out tonight
Oh, I couldn’t, no one want to hear me sing karaoke
I’m not interested in fighting you
Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination and I’d hate to look like a fool
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNKk
Specificity
Anti-constitutionality
Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
No thanks, I’m married
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
Kebab? No thanks, I’m not hungry
Good evening officer, Isn’t it lovely out tonight
Oh, I couldn’t, no one want to hear me sing karaoke
I’m not interested in fighting you
Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination and I’d hate to look like a fool
Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road
I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
17 October 2009 @ 11:46 pm
“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.”
- Win Borden
Nom nom nommm.
This week is gonna suck ass, way toooooo much to do :(
I'd love to own a sombrero... christmas present anyone? ;)
Having a cold is pretty shit D:
21 September 2009 @ 08:13 pm
bahahahaha i fail so hard.
I should stop being such a bellend :)
STEPHEN FUCKING LYNCH IN BRISTOL! FUCK YEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! X1129846787845784879534879
I should stop being such a bellend :)
STEPHEN FUCKING LYNCH IN BRISTOL! FUCK YEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! X1129846787845784879534879
20 September 2009 @ 06:11 pm
I don't know, I just watched 500 days of summer and it was well good until the end.
You could ink yourself until everyone knows all the things you love. You could wear uniforms that gave you all the authority in the world. Lose weight until there was nothing left. Paint the face. Suck in your gut. But in the dark, stripped down to your bones, all that remains is you.
19 September 2009 @ 10:41 am
18 September 2009 @ 07:14 am
Inglorious basterds was well good :)
I have work until 8.30 on a friday. What a bumdar.
16 September 2009 @ 05:44 pm
06 September 2009 @ 10:56 am
I had a fortune cookie that told me, "A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition." :)
04 September 2009 @ 12:47 am
I don't know, it's late/early and I'm all confused.
A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, "I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one." The grandson asked him, "Which wolf will win the fight in your heart?" The grandfather answered, "The one I feed."
A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, "I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one." The grandson asked him, "Which wolf will win the fight in your heart?" The grandfather answered, "The one I feed."
"Knowing what you have to lose,
but risking the loss anyway.
That's what life is all about."
-Say Goodnight, Gracie by Julie Reece Deaver
10 July 2009 @ 09:06 pm
The shit is running & it runs deep,
( I'm way out, )
When you mean it on the inside you still can't get to me.
16 June 2009 @ 11:05 pm
23 May 2009 @ 12:23 am
Trying to get back to sleep is a bitch when you have the song "waiting for my aids test to come back" in your head. Damn that shit is catchy.
Tired times.
I think I'm going to explodeeeeeee, cause everyones being real fustrating, but whatever. C'est la vie!
Tired times.
I think I'm going to explodeeeeeee, cause everyones being real fustrating, but whatever. C'est la vie!
Current Mood: 
irritated
irritated20 March 2009 @ 06:23 pm
Today was okay.
Got into Jesters last night, was hilarious.
Had my stitches out today, it hurt like shit.
But my nose is looking a lot less fucked than it did earlier this week.
Cool.
14 January 2009 @ 07:18 pm
Boat Car Guy: You know that cat that was just in here? Just ran out the door? Well, he comes up to the counter, you know, and I say "What's the word, turd?" And he lays down this burrito and he kind of looks at me, kind of stares at me and says, "I have but recently returned from the valley of the shadow of death. I'm rapturously breathing in all the odors and essences of life. I've been to the brink of total oblivion. I remember and ferment the desire to remember everything."
Wiley: So, what did you say to that?
Boat Car Guy: Well, I mean, what could I say? I said, "If you're going to microwave that burrito, I want you to poke holes in the plastic wrapping because they explode. And I'm tired of cleaning up your little burrito doings. You dig me?"
Waking life is one of the most interesting movies i've ever watched :)
Man on the Train: I haven't seen too many around lately. Things have been tough lately for dreamers. They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore. It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language. Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists. The dreamer is banished to obscurity. Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too. By dreaming, every day. Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds. Our planet is facing the greatest problems it's ever faced, ever. So whatever you do, don't be bored, this is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive. And things are just starting.
11 January 2009 @ 09:01 pm